In Halifax, Nova Scotia... who will visit the pirate museum on Talk Like A Pirate Day if he can. Back on Saturday for the AIDS Walk. If anyone wants to sponsor me, they can do so online at www.aidswalkottawa.ca by clicking on my team, Capital Xtra. Or it's just as good if you support Amanda and the other Ottawa writers in their groups. In the meantime:

"We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything!

And I never hoist the mainstay
And I never swab the poop deck,
And I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all.

And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

"'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything!"

"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything", Veggie Tales
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLza2Lq1-g